days-and-dust:

newthoodrich:

Hi, I’m a Jehovah’s Witness wondering if you’d be interested in a gym membership over at Jehovah’s Fitness

Best thing I’ve seen on here all day.

johnlock-in-thetardis:

fezturions:

johnlock-in-thetardis:

fezturions:

hey…hey kid…want a lollipop?

is it penis flavor?

no you perv it’s butterscotch

are you sure, because it could be penis flavor just in a butterscotch wrapper

the-absolute-best-gifs:

loveforeversmilealways:

arlene13:

why is six afraid of seven?

because seven is a registered six offender

i am legit in tears over this joke

sluttyoliveoil:

onlylolgifs:

Macaroni being made

make it rain

buzzfeed:

Raven understood what being a teenager was really like.

esexist:

there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday